Beto’s Dog Has A Twitter Account…And It’s Glorious

Poor, poor Artemis…

Beto O’Rourke’s dog Artemis clearly stole the show during his presidential campaign announcement video and subsequent Vanity Fair spread. People found themselves far more interested in what Artemis was thinking than in anything that Beto had to say.

Lucky for us, “Artemis” has decided to create his own (parody) Twitter account, and it’s even more glorious than we could ever imagine.

Strangely enough, it would seem that Artemis’ political beliefs run somewhat counter to those of his master.

Perhaps most interesting is what Artemis seems to think of Beto himself.

Artemis has only been on Twitter for two days, but he’s managed to rack up an impressive 1,409 followers.

I highly recommend following Beto’s Dog on Twitter. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.


Written by Radius

Radius refuses to post a bio. Website bios simply serve to prop up the cis-gendered patriarchy of the manocentric maleocracy. Also we must #Resist Trump because racism I guess.

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