Sparta Monday - Thursday Open Thread

Summer Confusion Edition

CDC Just The Flu Bro

OK, so Monday is technically August 31 but because 2020 even screwed up The Calendar a lot of folks are saying that at sunset tonight Summer is officially ka-pootski.

Then there are those that say Hold On There Pardner, Labor Day is the Official End of Summer even though it don’t fall until damn near The Equinox this year.

So what is it: is summer done or do we coax another week out of it?

Given how the summer has gone, do we even want too?

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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