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The Death of Russian Collusion: Vlad, impaled

“Donald, what is best in life?”

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. — Obi-Wan Kenobi

Like the remnants of ISIS in Syria, The Resistance had a bad weekend.

Oh, The Crazies will keep on keeping on, but for the vast percentage of the population that skews sane and normal The Mueller Report finding no collusion,no conspiracy, no obstruction, no double-parking or jay walking is the Last Word on Trump/Russia.

The usual dead-enders and bitter clingers will dead-end and bitterly cling, but The Fat Lady has cleared her pipes and hit the high note.

Impeachment dreams dashed, the Democrat/Media Complex will now be in full damage control mode trying keep Trump’s inevitable positive polling bounce under five points.

As for Your Uncle Bruno, well, after two and a half years of being Dick-Nixoned around by friends, foes and relations because of MAGA, he’s not in a particularly charitable or forgiving mood.

Reckonings tend to roll like that…

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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